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ranch crocs

A pair of crocs called "Ranch Crocs" that were given away in a raffle by crocs.

Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.
Person 1: "Hey, what's your favorite croc?"
Person 2: "Ranch crocs, 100%."
by aguywhosaguy October 21, 2021
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ranch fr

Don’t u mean a mockery? Ranch fr?
by typegabe March 26, 2024
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jank and a pack of ranch

Emily didn't get my joke she is jank and a pack of ranch
by sunnydinthehouse November 5, 2015
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pizza with ranch

Sounds gross but is actually amazing
Hey, have you ever tried pizza with ranch?
No sounds gross
Try it it’s really good.
by Yeah_thatskindacool September 18, 2020
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Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off
"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."
by aiden2000 October 15, 2025
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ranch attack

The act of sex in a dressing room
" he gave her a ranch attack in walmart
by Hfobaiaba December 17, 2023
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Hidden Valley Ranch

Layla has the best Hidden Valley Ranch that I have ever tasted.
by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023
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