brewins law

When you do what you want regardless of what anyone else thinks.

Man: I don’t want to go to work anymore

Wife: but we need money to eat
Man: fuck you I call brewins law so it don’t matter what you think

by Sniper Smurf February 17, 2018

Blackberry Law

Blackberry Law dictates that if someone has blackberry bushes growing on their property near a road, these blackberries are free game for anyone to eat, regardless of trespassing. Someone who has roadside blackberries must honor Blackberry Law lest they be labeled a douche.

Blackberry Law: Roadside blackberries are free game for pedestrians and bicyclists.

by tangles10 August 1, 2010

Biggie's Law

The scientific term for the popular sentiment "mo money, more problems", famously uttered by the legendary Notorious B.I.G., a.k.a. Christopher Wallace

John: "Damn, yo... niggas be hatin. Everybody been muggin the shit outta me since I got my record deal."

David: "Duh, nigga... Biggie's Law is alive.

by speed_demon92 January 26, 2011

Rowley's Law

Simply put, Rowley's law states that 8 out of 10 people are idiots or morons. There may be others who have tried to pen similar laws, but Rowley of the M Lounge was the first to describe this phenomena in detail and his older posts describe this to a T. In the most basic terms, you can say the 8 out of 10 rule applies whenever you see someone behaving like a moron (which is often).

That guy Lee just shit his shorts, he must be in the 8 out of 10. That is Rowley's law in its simplest form.

by ccght67 August 16, 2010

Law & Order

A number of television series created by Dick Wolf. Although all stories and characters are fictional, the storylines for every episode is original and extremely entertaining.

They are 4 kinds of Law & Order series:

Law & Order
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Law & Order: Trial by Jury

Yo, check it out, Ice-T's on Law & Order: SVU! Watch him chase this one kid down the street.

by Gearbox May 1, 2005

father in law

A too often overlooked member of your wife's family, who takes the place of the dreaded mother in law if that one is dead or if, by a weird twist of fate, she's not hating you. Rarely poses a threat to the daughter in law cuz the son-in-law is usually his favourite target.

Has to be approached with extreme caution if you're the lucky man proposing to his beloved-and-only daughter. Might welcome you with a bazooka if you're not matching his expectations to the letter. Will constantly try to tow your wife away from you, saying you don't deserve her or that your just another cheating perv. Oh and don't lie in his presence or you'll soon discover that bastard knows EVERYTHING about your past! (yes everything)

Randall almost punched his father in law in the face after that bastard tried to convince Tanya that her husband was attending a swingers' club.

by Beryl December 16, 2005

Harry’s Law

When someone who has not had sex in 3 months or more reverts to virgin status.

“Dash has not had sex in more than 3 months, so by Harry’s Law he is now a virgin.”

by harrys law January 20, 2019