by Petrolandlightsabers July 13, 2017
"The tosser was unbearable.... Morten decided whether to smile through gritted teeth, or offer him a Romford Handshake
by TikiMonkey February 22, 2021
When your partners anal cavity is too loose to achieve an orgasm through penetration alone. You must insert your hand and jerk off inside.
Dude 1: I dont think I can see Karen again. Had to give her the Halifax Handshake.
Dude 2: Gross. Can I get her number?
Dude 2: Gross. Can I get her number?
by NotThatGuy4152 May 23, 2020
by CLEJMcD June 13, 2018
"Hey, did you see Jimmy in human resources today? I guess he gave Johnny the old gainsville handshake."
"Oh, did you just put your finger down my pants?"
" yes its the gainsville handshake"
"Oh, did you just put your finger down my pants?"
" yes its the gainsville handshake"
by Long shlong johnson February 01, 2023
Hey did you hear about what happened to Zach Mettenberger in Nashville? He got the good 'old Bama Handshake.
by gwinnetthatesarcher July 22, 2014
When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.
This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.
by Snaaaaaz November 23, 2019