swedish goggles

when you place your testicles on your partners eyes, preferably on ball on each eye. Theyre called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.

Capri was passed out drunk at Justins, so I gave her some swedish goggles. They fit her well.

by teesdizzle October 27, 2006

bosnian goggles

to put your scrotum over somebodys eyes while their asleep

" argh i just woke up to a pair of bosnian goggles "

by slink!!! June 30, 2007

personality goggles

Dating someone who is ugly, but has a wonderful personality.
Similar to beer goggles.

Ashley is suffering from personality goggles because she continues to date Mike, even though Mike is hideous. Ashley continues to date him because he had a great personality.

by enaira August 20, 2006

night goggles

sunglasses so dark that they make day appear like night.

That tons o' fun sat on my night goggles.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

Queef Goggles

Queef Goggles occur when a woman releases vaginal gas, often whilst recieving oral sex, whch in turn steams up the eye ware of the recipricant.

During oral sex a woman releases vaginal gas which causes the glasses of the giver to steam up, thus creating queef goggles.

by Well Hung Pony October 21, 2009

Cum Goggles

1. Ejaculation on someone's face that resembles glasses, googles, or "racoon eyes"
2. Protective eyewear worn to prevent gettin cum in one's eyes

1. I gave my girlfriend cum goggles instead because she had gum in her mouth.
2. Good thing you were wearing your cum goggles last night...

by filthcradle December 28, 2005

Beer Goggles

The reason why I woke up with a 300 pound woman next to me in bed, whom I presumed I had never seen before.

See the movie "Shallow Hal"

by Grits January 8, 2005