flat smile

The passive aggressive look you get from your wife when you haven’t done something or, asked for sex. It’s characterised by a straight mouth, with mildly pursed lips, a raised yet furrowed brow, and rarely any verbal communication.

Oh man, she’s given me the flat smile. I’m cooked.

by Poot Rancid November 4, 2023

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a flat emo

a cutting board

"hey what do you call a flat emo?"
"a cutting board"

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flat four

A type of an engine configuration; there are four cylinders which are arranged in a flat opposing configuration. They're found in many different Subaru models (The Boxer Engine) and also found in classic VW Beetles.

Everyone panics & hides in their houses when it's snowing out, but not me, my world is flat; I grab my keys & head out to play in my flat four (4 banger)!

by Thorka June 20, 2016

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Flat earth

1- The way you think about the shape of our planet after consuming nine different types of alcoholic drinks, smoking marijuana, sniffing cocaine and consuming other types of illegal drugs

2- A theory made by a bunch of grown-up kids (or just kids) who feel special for knowing "the true shape of the earth" while having no real evidence about it

Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: You're drunk Jimmy, go back home and take a long rest
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Alright Jimmy, but have you finished your homework?
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Jimmy, you're 34, what the fuck

by YourLocalSpaniard March 14, 2023

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