Twiddle-Derp

The art of dropping something you shouldn't have been holding in the first place.

"don't twiddle-derp the punch bowl, Steven, you're quite drunk."

by Godd'm June 8, 2019

Derping

Scared and coughing

He's derping while playing a platform game.

by Thijs09 December 3, 2020

derp man elite

A male that has sex with a female and to get her pregnant and proceeds to never see her again.

derp man elite was never seen by her again.

by notkejejnsn September 5, 2017

Johnny Derp

A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.

Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 30, 2023

Derp

Me. I am a Derp. That is my nickname. Literally, that's me, I'm Derp Why did you look me up though?

Friend: "Hey Derp, how are you?"
Derp: "I'm good how are you?"

by SomeDerpyPerson August 14, 2023

Derp

Best word in the world

That animal can be the king of all derps

by Docter Derp April 10, 2019

Derp Drop

When you take a shit and the outcome looks like Eli Manning.

Dan ate a bunch of Indian food and had a record setting Derp Drop. It was a spitting image of Eli Manning.

by BreakBeatDrums February 18, 2021