Brad

A FUCKING FUCKTARD WHO IS A BITCH ASS. EATS COCK 24/7 AND LOVES IT. FAVORITE ACTIVITY IS TO FUCK YOUR DAY UP. BTW HE HAS CLOSE TO NO DICK

THAT GUY HAS A BRAD PENIS.

by BBYVAISH May 5, 2020

Brad Says

One of two cursed phrases used by any subordinate as an excuse or shield for taking the easiest possible option for themselves regardless of effect on others.

Brad says we have to say yes to anything they want you guys to do.

by SlappY34 August 22, 2023

BRAD

Beach Read After Dark - basically, a romance novel that is heavy on the steamy scenes and light on the plot. Coined by @beachreadsandbubbly

That book about the billionaire CEO is a total BRAD

by Beachreads&Bubbly August 23, 2022

brad

a legend that lives between the big bang and a black hole

brad is everything

by sintowin May 20, 2021

Brad

Don’t let him near your schools or kids

Holy shit a brad. “We got a code red, lock down the school”

by Waltuh_man February 21, 2023

French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.

If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

Brad skipper

A stoughton legend who loves minions and “smoke weed every day”. Has a one inch weewee and has 2 inch balls.

I Brad skipper am going to drop an Andrew Lyons in the bathroom

by Skipenstein November 24, 2019