dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.

Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.

by Suss March 11, 2005

Track Pant Warrior

Someone who wears nothing but track pants.

"Dude, have you noticed that Pat wears nothing but track pants?"

"Yeah, he's totally a track pant warrior."

by thanatos_89 April 10, 2009

track meet

Any situation in life where a person who has so bad a case of acne, it looks like their face was repeatedly hit with the sole of a track spike.

It looks like there was a track meet here today, look at that girl's face.

by jlog88 March 08, 2006

one track mind

Having a one track mind refers to the instance that there is currently only one specific thing on your mind (which you may or may not make clear to your environment by returning again and again to said thing in conversations).

Guy: Dude, Barack Obama's speech was wicked last night!

The Other Guy: Uhmm, yeah, it was all right.

Guy: Oh, and dude! Did you hear about the puppy he wants to get? OMG, it's so cool.

The Other Guy: Yeahh...

Guy: Hey, you know what dude? Barack Obama, ---

The Other Guy: Bro, you got one sick one track mind!

Guy: Let's just come back to Barack Obama for a sec...

by Jaidte January 27, 2009

one track mind

1. an individual who can only focus on one thing at a time

2. someone who always thinks about sex

1. tom: so how was your weekend maggie?

***tom's phone vibrates

maggie: well, i had to go to my grandmother's funeral.

tom: haha rofl! I'm sorry i was reading a funny text. you were saying?

maggie: a pox on your one track mind

2. lois: omg! i love the color pink!

dan: you know what i like? sex!

by Rio de Riley September 16, 2009

mouse on tha track

One of the coldest producers out right now in the rap game. He produces tracks for the whole trill fam including lil boosie, webbie foxx. He is also part of the rap group three deep also part of the trill fam.He is the best producer out right now

Whats that u hear before all lil boosie songs? That mouse on tha track that'll make ya bounce and act

by Franchise25 July 11, 2008

Diss-track-ted

When you eat, sleep, are distracted from every task you do and do nothing else other than making hard-hitting diss tracks.

He is not focusing on his game, because he is diss-track-ted and is only interested in making his diss-track.

by Dabwithyourpal January 17, 2022