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Sloppy Smurf

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.
Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
mugGet the Sloppy Smurfmug.

Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.
Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
mugGet the Sloppy Smurfmug.

Smurf Quart

A small (2 oz. or 50 ml) bottle of liquor, often found in hotel rooms or on airplanes.
Toss me a Smurf Quart of whiskey from the honor bar - I'm starting to sober up
by SilentBob73 August 16, 2014
mugGet the Smurf Quartmug.

smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.
I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.
by Masterbator May 13, 2014
mugGet the smurfing cocainemug.

smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual
by smurf cream man September 5, 2020
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smurf bubbling

Placing a small blue communist in a bong and smoking it
Let's buble this smurf ; are we smurf bubbling, yesWe're surf bubbling isn't it baby, yes you kp, yes it's me, I love you
by 3Fitz January 19, 2017
mugGet the smurf bubblingmug.

piss smurfing

The act of taking over a lobby in a video game and looking like a "smurf". Commonly used in EU region to compliment and uplift fellow teammates.
Sinister you played that fight so well, you're actually piss smurfing.
by ishikami October 19, 2022
mugGet the piss smurfingmug.

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