Ja Rule

well ja rule has a head shaped like a peanut so..............

well its not really a definition, its just that jaaaaaaaaaa rule is a dick

by stevie " the skill" July 22, 2003

Rule 19

The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

Rebecca Black is the epitome of Rule 19.

by flypossums May 23, 2011

Ja Rule

Jeffrey "Ja Rule" Atkins was at one time a successful rapper. He tried to imitate Tupac and miserebly failed lyrically and in conception of the fans. He has done a lot of duets with Ashanti but started singing his own hooks. His voice resembles that of Sesame Street character Cookie Monster. His career is largely overshadowed by his beef with 50 Cent, which grew to involve Eminem, D12, G-Unit, Busta Rhymes and Obie Trice. He suffered a lyrical assault at the hands the Interscop/Aftermath rappers. Since then, he has tried to pick up what's left of the shattered pieces of his career.

Kid: Mommy, who's that wack rapper singing on TV that sounds like Cookie Monster?

Mom: Oh, that's Ja Rule, honey

Kid: Damn, he sucks!

by John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Smitt April 25, 2006

Rule 41

An internet rule popularized via motivational poster that states that something needs more desu, no exceptions.

Person A: We need more pizza, desu.
Person B: What?
Person C: Rule 41.

by Kagi Omiya February 2, 2009

Rule 17

Every win eventually fails

Guy: Halo 2 FTW ^_^

Guy2: Halo 3 is out now. Rule 17

by pseudonimph February 5, 2009

Rule 17

Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.

Dwight Schrute: There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. (sings) Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep. (makes chomping sound)

Jim: So what's rule 17?

Dwight: WAIT FOR IT!

(The last two sentences were never actually said)

by ummreagan September 16, 2009

No condom rule

At risk that this definition is gonna get a more dislikes than likes (as the other definition of this have) I'm just gonna give a definition:
Truth is, I can't.
I've never heard this term before... in my LIFE!
And I'm a horny bastard.
So I'm just gonna make something up that makes no sense whatsoever.

No condom rule:
When you pretend this is an actual rule you have, but secretly, you're out of condoms.

No condom rule.
GF: You got protection?
BF: Nah, babe. No condom rule.
GF: Since when did you have a "no condom rule".
BF: Since I ran out of condoms.
GF: You had 10 condoms, and we only slept together once.
BF: Yeah... that's another thing I need to say.
GF: Who is she?
BF: My right hand.

by Mr Irrelevant September 24, 2016