by ♫sar-bear♫ December 9, 2008
Get the library policemug. People you know from church, but are not really friends with outside of church. They notice you at Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon after you skipped church that day and approach you to announce that they missed you in church, expecting either a doctor's note or an explanation as to where you were.
Wife: "Shoot! I ran into the Church Police while I was at Wal-Mart."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'"
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'"
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."
by Turkey Trot March 14, 2011
Get the Church Policemug. by The Amazing Blue September 15, 2010
Get the Taco Policemug. I'm going to dress up like a police man for Halloween and give moustache rides to naughty motorists.
by Todd Blankenship, Jr. March 25, 2005
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Get the Please policemug. 