happy slap

A situation in which a chav or scally will approach you with the aim of filming you being slapped, punched, or otherwise inconvenienced, but instead gets a broken jaw, a hospital stay and his phone stolen.

The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".

If anyone tries happy slapping me when I am next in England then this is what will happen.

by Squealpiggy October 1, 2005

happy as larry

to be very happy
Australian/New Zealand Slang

when Warney finally got a cold beer, he was happy as larry.

by Laumas September 20, 2006

happy box

a happy box is the box that you hide your porn in

Nobodys home, time to get out the happy box

by Luke Himsel June 11, 2006

Twitter-happy

You say someone is "Twitter-happy" when they have a tendency post irresponsible or even the most inconsequential details as tweets on the social networking site "Twitter"

Jon is the most twitter-happy person I've ever seen, he tweets about every single song he is listens to all day.

by Suaveitsme February 5, 2010

Happy Crotch

The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.

Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.

by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014

happy earthstrong

The Jamaican heritage way of wishing you prosperity your born anniversary

Happy Earthstrong my brother, may you live to see many more!

by FamousNamous October 20, 2021

Happy Viking

When during sex the female partner is on top of the male, as he is about to ejaculate she punches him in the side of the head causing him to be finish harder than ever before

I gave the viking of Scotland a happy viking last night and it really did make him a happy viking.

by VikingofScotland February 15, 2021