fear tinkle

Ted the lemur (from All Hail King Julien) does a fucking pee pee everytime he gets scared.

Clip from “The Butterfly War”

Julien: Okay, we’re in the cave. What now?
Ted: I just fear tinkled…
Other lemurs: *begin chattering about the tinkle*

by thishiddenketchup February 15, 2023

Fear of men

A group of three or men is know as a “fear of men”.

I was at the club when walking out of the rest room when I walked right into a “Fear of Men” arguing with the bouncer. Men are always worse in groups.

by Tristan 420 September 14, 2022

fishbowl fear

Fishbowl fear- is a type of paranoia and is a side effect of a style of paranoia as a type of strange feeling about something you don’t know.. Then you find that you don’t fully understand the knowledge that you have.. Or you needed to see the knowledge you had in a different perspective to understand what you need to learn.. or .. You had a thought in a smaller spectrum of knowledge and then when you had more broadened knowledge you found the information you knew was not fully understood and or perhaps you war fooled..

After I bought that used car I had fishbowl fears for weeks until I found the tape flapping on side of the air intake..

by 12speed January 24, 2023

Fear

Mason shoving a 10ft pole up my ass.

Oh I'm in fear

by The Goonshlagga July 23, 2021

Wisconsin Fear Grounds

The best haunted house in Wisconsin. What more of a definition do you need?? 4 Haunted Houses at one location, killer acting, amazing make up, beyond WICKED set designs as well.

The Wisconsin Fear Grounds is the ONLY place to be in October!!

by Alexandria Leigh August 24, 2010

Fear Kegel

The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.

When I read the story about the fish that swims into your peehole, I did a fear kegel.

by Fathawgimus March 13, 2021

fear the spear

The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.

Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”

by Father Jake September 5, 2017