pipe cleaning

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is having her period with the intention to help her "clean her pipe".

1. Dude, it's that time of the month -- pipe cleaning time!!!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!

by PipeCleaner Extraordinare February 11, 2008

mr. clean

A nick name given to bald people or those with ridiculously short hair.

Hey look! It's Mr.Clean!

by Clavio May 13, 2005

Clean Lopez

The opposite of a Dirty Sanchez.

Yo she just got clean lopez'ed

by bigindian January 8, 2009

Mom-clean

To clean a face by dapping their saliva onto their finger or tissue and wiping another persons face.

My girlfriend noticed that I had something on my face so she decided to mom-clean me in front of my friends. It was so embarrasing.

by Kwhite November 30, 2009

Spring Clean

When a man ejaculates into either the vaginal or anal cavity of a willing receiver, following this the man then urinates in the gaping cavity filling the vagina or rectum up with urine. When finished the receiver who has had their cavity filled With bodily fluids squats over the partner and proceeds to queef the mixture of semen and urine out of the chosen cavity all over the participating partners body and face thus spring cleaning the semen out of the vagina or rectum.

She asked me for a spring clean, dude she wasn't talking about her house!

by Zeds dead baby October 15, 2011

clean cut

When you take a crap, and you do not have to wipe. The crap comes out easily and leaves no streaks.

"I love clean cuts"
"Johnson, i just had a clean cut"

by Landon N February 10, 2006

slut clean

The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.

For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.

Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"

by KC34 June 21, 2017