generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.
From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?
He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?
His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "
" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense
Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?
His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "
" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense
Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 6, 2022
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by JANNNNNEEEEEE October 20, 2020
Get the Devin S. Problems mug.Quoted from ChatGPT, it means, "You only have a problem with me because I'm exposing you for your errors."
Boss: Your behavior is offensive.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.
by Reverend_Dude May 15, 2025
Get the I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror mug.I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.
by short bear November 14, 2023
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In other words: Luxury that leads to problems.
If someone speaks of such a problem, you are likely to give big sarcastic "boo-hoo" response.
In other words: Luxury that leads to problems.
If someone speaks of such a problem, you are likely to give big sarcastic "boo-hoo" response.
"I have so much beer, I don't have enough place to store it."
- Luxury problem
I found so much gold, I can't carry it home anymore.
I'm so goodlooking, people always think I'm shallow.
My skin is wrinkly, cause I sat in a jacuzzi all day.
My back hurts, cause my mother hugs me so much.
- Luxury problem
I found so much gold, I can't carry it home anymore.
I'm so goodlooking, people always think I'm shallow.
My skin is wrinkly, cause I sat in a jacuzzi all day.
My back hurts, cause my mother hugs me so much.
by Loupland August 12, 2017
Get the Luxury Problem mug.One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem, since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.
by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020
Get the Temporary problem mug.A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.
Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
by Miss David January 27, 2022
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