Still Better Than Shaq

When an individual is bad at something, but realizes they're still better than Shaq.

Tom was awful at cooking, but he remembered he was still better than Shaq.

by Lasagna743 February 14, 2017

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bread is better than butter

I don't know... but I personally think bread is better than butter. Fite me

person 1: dude, bread is better than butter
person 2: heck yeah, totally.
person 3: I don't agree
person 1:...
person 2:...
person 3:...
*starts fighting*

by Home is where danmei exists October 11, 2020

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In the United States, 332 million people and an even greater number of firearms openly compete . On a daily basis, the firearms succeed in eliminating some of the human population. Humans attempting to reduce the number of firearms always fail.

In America, there are more guns than people.

by Monkey's Dad October 27, 2023

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Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair

When somebody you know is dumber than a bag of hair.
A person consistently failing to understand anything you're saying.
When somebody is saying unintelligible nonsense.

1. He's Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.
2. They're Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.

by Anthony Luka Davenport September 24, 2023

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Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!

Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.

by Poison2793 May 20, 2022

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