Still Better Than Shaq

When an individual is bad at something, but realizes they're still better than Shaq.

Tom was awful at cooking, but he remembered he was still better than Shaq.

by Lasagna743 February 14, 2017

More Guns Than People

In the United States, 332 million people and an even greater number of firearms openly compete . On a daily basis, the firearms succeed in eliminating some of the human population. Humans attempting to reduce the number of firearms always fail.

In America, there are more guns than people.

by Monkey's Dad October 27, 2023

Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!

Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.

by Poison2793 May 20, 2022

bread is better than butter

I don't know... but I personally think bread is better than butter. Fite me

person 1: dude, bread is better than butter
person 2: heck yeah, totally.
person 3: I don't agree
person 1:...
person 2:...
person 3:...
*starts fighting*

by Home is where danmei exists October 11, 2020

Brandon is better than Cohen

it is just that Brandon is better than Cohen, this time

this time Brandon is better Than Cohen

by cohen is better than brando March 1, 2022

Hotter than a dancing bobcat

1. When someone is on a streak or role. Doing well.

2. When the temperature outside is beyond bearable.

All references by Joe Simpson, Atlanta Braves color analyst

1. That ball player is hotter than a dancing bobcat

2. It’s hotter out here than a dancing bobcat

by DiamondsandDaisies May 28, 2018

Hotter than the devil's asshole

A more extreme expression to convey intense heat.

Similar to "hotter than hell", and more uncomfortably specific.

It is hotter than the devil's asshole and our a/c is broken.

Don't touch that plate, it's hotter than the devil's asshole.

by Catullus Nex September 1, 2013