Teenage Boy

Either:
-A horny idiot who spends all his time looking at girls and throwing rocks through windows.
-A depressed kid who wants to die.

I am a teenage boy. Therefore, I am depressed all the time.

by Depressed4life September 23, 2021

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Teenager

Either:
-A girl who only cares about fashion.
-A boy who only cares about girls.
-A girl who wants to die.
-A boy who wants to die.

I am a teenager. Therefore, I am depressed all the time.

by Depressed4life September 23, 2021

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a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.

girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“

by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024

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v. when a teen is being “moody” because they are suffering (overstimulated, depressed, etc) and adults blame puberty because that’s easier than addressing the core issue

Parents are quick to teenager their children.

by Howlongcanthesepseudonymsbe? January 4, 2025

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