Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.
*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016
Get the tastes like jesusmug. by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020
Get the Tastemug. A saying that states that one should be more tactful when sharing his/her personal opinions and not be a douchebag about it.
If you don't wanna come off as a dick while sharing your opinion on something, then use tact for taste. It really won't make you look like a jerk.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
Get the Tact For Tastemug. by dude August 8, 2003
Get the taste-wheelermug. Getting punched in the face and bleeding out your mouth. Blood is known for having an iron-like taste.
Tony Ferguson: Once i hit you with my elbow and you're tasting nickels, i'm gonna choke your bitch ass out.
by MMAEnthusiast209 March 23, 2018
Get the tasting nickelsmug. An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.
“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
by MilitiaP May 14, 2024
Get the salt to tastemug. A certain mouth feel that can only be attained by the right type of honey or syrup. Usually very unattainable, but when it is got, it goes well with a cotch
by Treat to Eat November 21, 2009
Get the Honey Tastemug.