Table

the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.

ex:1
Dude that guys such a table

ex:2
what the table

by adoe26 February 18, 2010

table zamboni

Filthy rag used for wiping th etable during wild parties or drinking games. Similar to mung rag.

Yo, I spilled my beer again. Pass me that table zamboni.

by sstymie December 15, 2004

Tabby

Someone who will eat anything and anyone.
If things go missing it'll be Tabby's fault.

"Where's Hettie?"
"Tabby ate her."

by somebodywholovesyoureally April 2, 2012

table time

you sick creative freaks.

Table time is the cost of renting a table in a poolroom, which are rented by the hour and by the number of players. Some rooms may have special rates for weekends or nights.

Table time rates:
$7 per hour single-player.
$1 each add'l. player.
Maximum charge, $10hr.

by blah blah December 24, 2004

Tabby Cat

An older woman who chases after younger gay men whether for an actual relationship or not. Does not involve sex.

I'm not a cougar, I'm a tabby cat.

Who's that woman you are with? I thought you were gay? Oh that's my tabby, she pays the bill.

by Thae2541 February 24, 2013

tray table

when u set a girl up in doggy style in front of the tv and put a bowl of chips and dip on her back. turn the tv on to a sports game and fuck her while watching the game and eating chips and dip.

On super bowl sunday, i fucked my girlfriend in tray table while watching the game.

by michaeljackson79 February 12, 2009

fuckoff tablet

to totally disregard anothers feelings/opinions/behaviour/wishes etc. and carry on doing your thing regardless. Ignore someone , belittle in conversation , action , or make others do so. Generally to make people feel un wanted /un needed/un necessary

christ! the boss wanted me to work til 10 last night , no way on friday !! so i gave him a fuckoff tablet!

hear that prick talkin shit last night? got on my fuckin nerves, so i gave him a fuckoff tablet

by groovywordbender December 10, 2011