scissors theater

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.

Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.

by theomegapyrope July 10, 2020

Sissy Iman

If you have ever heard about this name, yes, your reaction may be mixed. Yes, they are pretty and can sing well. But, they also love to menangis.

A: What's your opinion on Sissy Iman?
B: I love her voice, but she likes to menangis everyday.

by Wanita Brunei January 29, 2023

scissorlift gook

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms

who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?

by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020

Safety Scissoring

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.

I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.

by ETMZ October 9, 2014

Scissor Piston

Similar to female on female scissoring, a Scissor Piston is the sexual act of two MALES scissoring. During the sexual act, each male interlocks taints and has his penis inserted into the other’s rectum while making a pumping piston action.

I walked in on a couple dudes doing a little Scissor Piston in the bathroom at the rave Friday night. They were squeezing each other’s nut sacks like turkey basters as they pumped away!

by Panama Pucker April 9, 2022

scissorbush

Two hairy bitches slamming clams with their legs in a scissor- like position.

Mary got sand in her clam when she and Betty decided to scissorbush on the beach.

by Jmwc September 17, 2020

Scissor Skype

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.

I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.

by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012