The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.
"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"
by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023
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by BigCracker May 17, 2016
Get the swiss cracker mug.When you're trying to call someone and they can't hear you, shout "Swiss Cheese!" and they should look.
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