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Crumpet sucker

A derogatory term used to describe the British, as they love their crumpets.
American: "Ah, here comes the crumpet sucker!"
by He8i3 May 4, 2022
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Ligma Sucker

Ligma Sucker is a term/phrase used in the monkey clan; the most responsible and successful way of attack too non-monkers. There are many terms/phrases the monkey clan uses but this is the most powerful of them all. "Ligma Sucker" means absolute stupidity and "Cucker-Monkeys", which is another way of calling bullshit or something that is not supreme enough too the monkey clan.
Bro this is so Ligma Sucker.
What you're doing right now is so Cucker Monkeys.
You fuckin' Ligma Sucker.
(For further use too people who are not even apart of the monkey clan, non monkers should never be capitalized like this: "Non-Monkers". They're/It's too insignificant , so they're not even a noun "person, place, or thing" thus why they/it shouldn't be capitalized).
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Dick-sucker

Used to describe a yes man. Someone who agrees with everything you say. Someone who is figuratively sucking someone’s dick. A deeper, more psychological version of brown nosing, if you will. Someone who is kissing your ass to try and make you happy.
“ just hit the gym

“ damn bro hell yeah good for tou. You’re looking huge, I bet you get all the girls and have a bunch of money too”

“ bro please stop being such a DICK-SUCKER”
by Rickle_Pick January 30, 2022
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Egg-sucker

Someone really old, past their age.
That guy is an old egg-sucker, it doesn’t matter what he thinks.
by Targathia November 11, 2020
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toenail sucker

A complete fucking dickwad who sleeps with your uncle while fucking your cousin and stealing your girl.
Oh my fucking God he is such a toenail sucker
by Generalpplicker March 14, 2021
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Cauc Sucker

A Person of colour who defends white people.
"Ahmad is such a Cauc sucker for saying White privelge isn't real"
by Rais Acirfa April 2, 2021
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funnel sucker

Scotish slang for Lesbian: See also carpet muncher
"Jesus, did you see the front bumpers on that funnel sucker ?"
by Haggis February 19, 2005
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