Stragler

A drunk chick that has been separated/ditched from her group of friends. Usually in need of a ride home or a place to go since she has probably lost her cell phone. Frequently found after last call, concerts, and parties.

A. Hey where did dave go?

O, he went to round up some straglers at the bar and bring them back for us.

B. Any luck tonight guys?

Nope, let's go find some straglers.

by thatguy911 August 7, 2011

staggered

1.) to be cool beyond reason

crumpage is so staggered

by C MASTA CRUMP July 11, 2006

stagger

Stagger is a smooth guy who loves to party and play games like Russian Roulette. He's like the male version of Lady Gaga. He gets into a shit load of fights because he's gets annoyed easily by stupid comments or people and their actions. If you're name is Stagger, your most likely to have a really nice dick and one hot as hell body. When a Stagger falls in love, they're totally sweet and honest to that one person.

Man, that Stagger is one sexy beast. I wish I was a Stagger.

by peytiiiino May 29, 2009

Stranger

The act of sitting on or dipping youre hand in ice then masterbating.

"Who the hell is that" Oh ya me I love the stranger

by Johnny Redcorn October 16, 2007

Friendly Stranger

When a male sits on his hand long enough to lose the sensation of feeling and then masturbates. Gives the effect of receiving a hand job from another.

Hey Joe, it's hard to believe that Sarah declined my date tonight. I guess it's another night with the friendly stranger.

by McPhatty April 28, 2006

Post Stranger Con Depression

This is the feeling i and many others who have attended Stranger Con (a salute to the TV series Stranger Things) hosted by Creatiom Entertainment. The side affects are similar to Noah Depression in which the day or soon after the convention you could be crying and wanting to be back at the convention and never EVER leave. You still want to be back in the arms of Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp. Now all you have to do is count the days in your Instagram Bio until Stranger Con 2019

Friend: hey what’s up?
Me: good, just Post Stranger Con Depression is worse than usual

by Schnappin_Out August 16, 2018

double fisted stranger

while standing, holding left hand firmly around base of erect penis. next put right foot on chair in front of you, take right arm to the outer side of the knee, and put hand and forearm under back of knee and squeeze forearm firmly at the back side of the knee joint until right hand goes numb. now you have a stranger to masturbate you.

one day in rehab, cheetos and bones, found a new way to do the double fisted stranger

by geebsmonk May 22, 2009