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A game to be played by lads on a night out where they attempt to sniff parts of the female anatomy without being rumbled.
1 run is awarded for sniffing a girls hair.
2 runs are awarded for sniffing a girls ass.
4 runs are awarded for chewing a girls hair.
6 runs are awarded for touching a girls asscrack with your nose and sniffing.
You are declared out if you get rumbled e.g slapped in the face.
LAD with the most runs at the end of the night wins the sniff cricket trophy.
1 run is awarded for sniffing a girls hair.
2 runs are awarded for sniffing a girls ass.
4 runs are awarded for chewing a girls hair.
6 runs are awarded for touching a girls asscrack with your nose and sniffing.
You are declared out if you get rumbled e.g slapped in the face.
LAD with the most runs at the end of the night wins the sniff cricket trophy.
Benedict: (entering nightclub/bar) Right lads lets start a game of sniff cricket.
Warren: Woaaa did you see Geoffrey go straight for the six.
Geoffrey: I'll be back in a minute boys I need to be sick that ass stank!
Warren: Woaaa did you see Geoffrey go straight for the six.
Geoffrey: I'll be back in a minute boys I need to be sick that ass stank!
by McFisterson December 3, 2011
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Get the poon sniffer mug.Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
by VPG001 June 5, 2018
Get the ass-sniffer mug.A title for those who love smelling paper chemicals. Some prefer the rustic nostalgia of old books while others prefer the newly manufactured editions. These people may or may not actually like the content of the books they’re sniffing but nonetheless, that’s not what matters. School textbooks and dictionaries are also game.
A Book Sniffer is basically someone who likes smelling books. Obviously.
Person A: *sees someone inhaling
paper fumes religiously next to them, walks away*
Person B: *still sniffing euphorically *
Person C: *starts sniffing a book about drug addicts*
Person B: “You get it!”
Person A: *sees someone inhaling
paper fumes religiously next to them, walks away*
Person B: *still sniffing euphorically *
Person C: *starts sniffing a book about drug addicts*
Person B: “You get it!”
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After rinsing Dan the chopper at football, Jon turned and said 'Not a sniff in the bizzle mate.' He then proceeded to kick seven shades of bizzle out of him.
by Jimboooooo May 11, 2009
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