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skeet flakes

Skeets flakes is the when you try to clean off the dry skeet off of something without water, producing skeet flakes.
Dude I skeeted all over my girl last night and when I woke up I put my fingers through her hair, nastiest thing when I took my hand out, I had a bunch of skeet flakes in my hand.
by Brendenks February 9, 2014
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Skeetas

An annoying insect that bites you and sucks your blood. mosquitos
The fuck'n skeetas are bad tonight.
by Kingos9 July 30, 2016
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Sheet Diver

A sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.
After secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, I popped out of the closet and yelled "SHEET DIVER".
by happy hal August 10, 2017
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skeet room

The designated room at a party where you go and fuck a girl you decided to hook up with during said party.
Dude, Jerry fucked Jessica in the skeet room yesterday.
by Ryemaster Bob June 15, 2018
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Skeet skeet fariri

Skeet skeet fariri means going fastly in a fariri.
by ~Macy and Kaylie June 18, 2019
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Sheetskees

An ugly retard who would take down Drew’s cock until he gags. He is terrible at every video game even tho he plays all day 25/8. He’s also just ugly lmao like if u Wana see how he looks like dm me on insta @daniel_mansourian if u wanna see a creature like lmk
Aye that sheetskees kid is a natural born creature
by Danielisugly August 20, 2020
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Skeet Pooping

When you shit in the shape of an O and shoot a poop directly through the hole
James: " Yo bro, heard u were in Montana for break. U do any skeet shooting?"

Dan: "Nah man but I did go skeet pooping."

James: "????"

Dan: " Yea man I hit 2 skeet poops in one shit after ripping a couple clementines"
by TheRealSkeetPooper January 4, 2021
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