staffan

He is Rasmus dad

Rasmus love staffan

by Big dick123 December 14, 2016

staffortude

The display of opinionated beliefs from a Staffordian which are fuelled by the attributes of parochial arrogance blended with pig-headed ignorance (i.e. someone from "Stafford" projecting an "attitude" = "staffortude"). People with a "staffortude" can't be told any different. Mainly because they've never left Stafford.

John: "I heard there has been evidence of poor care at your local hospital?"

Cheryl (hyperventilating) : "Yeah, well it's all lies and there's been a cover up which you don't know about, 'cuz you're not from Stafford. It was a data error, and all those people didn't die and now kids can't be born in Stafford anymore. And I was born in Stafford! And Julie Bailey closed the hospical down, and my nan died there and they were brilliant ..."

John: "Alright, alright. Calm down with the fucking staffortude."

by NickMcGay February 7, 2017

seafarer girl

hottest fucking girls on the east coast. generally wear overly revealing outfits to impress seagull boys on saturday night. most of the girls are spoiled at home and only go to seafarer for the seagull guys.

"holy shit eric, who's that girl in the corner of the cage is so hot"

"well duh, she's a seafarer girl"

by ejaiajjaja February 21, 2017

stafu

Listen to me..

Stafu you girl, I did not mean it that way

by opalopa March 13, 2017

Seafood Fest

Party aka Fest with only girls, opposite of Sausage Fest

"Dude you going to Meg's Party" "Nah man, it's a full on Seafood Fest. We can go to Seth he is having a Sausage Fest"

by Lucrapus April 6, 2017

seafood joint

A house full of females

Let's find a good seafood joint tonight

by Deebo September 1, 2017

stafford road

A trampy little road filled with drug dealers sluts petty thieves and alcaholics

Hey where do you live?
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth

by Idfk do I October 28, 2017