stafu

a way to say stfu while talking with people

HEY STAFU YOU STUPID BiTCH

by Jack February 17, 2005

sanford

The gayest town in all of colorado, maybe even the planet. It's filled of racist hicks and mormon girls who preach to "keep it in their pants," but all of us know that they fuck everyone that's closer than a third cousin. The population would not survive without tractors and Joseph Smith. As well as the absence of african americans, there is not a single sidewalk for the fanny bandit missionary coupes to ride their oversized bikes on, and might I mention there are a lot of those couples.

1"Look at that sanford girl."
2"I heard she got knocked up by her cousin,"
1"I'd still bang her"

by asrsdfdsfasd October 17, 2009

Stan

A big fan of a show/person/band/anything really; based on the song "Stan" by Eminem

Guy 1: Yeah you should stay away from the Stan side of Twitter, it's full of normies.
Guy 2: Yo thanks man.

by The7thComrade January 15, 2019

Dream Stan

Fatherless child who's gender changes based on the weather. Known for liking a green youtuber that speedruns minecraft so much that they want to suck his chonking sea pickle. They are known for mental illnesses that blind them completely from their own brain's inputs and instead fall to the hive mind. Another word to describe this
inbred subspecies is a beta cuck that mates only with the dream's speedrun music while they lick the window of the short bus.

Also see Autism

Dream Stan: I just added notfound at the end of my gamer tag. I am so glad dream created minecraft. (deamsexualnotfound)
Chad: Unlike your virginity, you will never see your dad again. So get off your dream waifu body pillow and go outside.

by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022

BTS Stan

A large group of anti-black, xenophobic terrorists who claim to “stan” the korean boy band BTS.

You can usually spot them easily since they are white, have unnaturally coloured hair and follow asian people around supermarkets who they think are korean.

“Are you a BTS Stan?”
“YES! KIM NAMJOON KIM SEOKJIN MIN YOONGI JUNG HOSEOK PARK JIMIN KIM TAEHYUNG JEON JUNGKOOK BTS”
“EW get away from me you nerd, don’t you have a chinese restaurant to shoot up?”

by twicedisbandmentparty October 21, 2022

cupcake stan

someone who is very soft, sweet, and protective when it comes to their fav

@jusbub - i love justin bieber so much my baby gummy bear he deserves the whole world and nothing less. my baby.

@idkthisisafakeusername - ew @jusbub stop being such a cupcake stan

by sydthesizzler July 26, 2017

staff sergeant

A rank in many modern militaries, especially the United States military, that is above sergeant (Army/Marine Corps) or above senior airman (Air Force) and below sergeant first class (Army), gunnery sergeant (Marine Corps), or technical sergeant (Air Force).

Mike was a staff sergeant in the Marine Corps.

by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004