The moment when communication or a connection has been accomplished with the stalkee of your efforts. This may involve speech or a brushing of the arm when the stalkee walks past the stalker. "Stalk" can be substituted for the codename of your stalkee.
"OMG did you just see that COOK-contact?! I just bumped into him!"
"Awww I loved that stalk-contact today, I love talking to ZIP!"
"Awww I loved that stalk-contact today, I love talking to ZIP!"
by it's time December 01, 2009
To stalk a friends friend on a socail network to see who else the friend is connecting with or knows, to get info or the down low on that person.
Mike- hey what do you know about Megan, like who is she friends with so i can the downlow on her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?
by nevershoutneverlove325 January 09, 2011
The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:
a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."
a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."
Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.
Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."
Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"
Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."
Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."
Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"
Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."
by zaista August 27, 2013
by Alexis.marie.8 November 19, 2016
A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.
Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?
I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month
I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month
by Edwinnaar May 17, 2009
following the car behind you by watching their directional to see what way they will turn. makes people think they are following you. definitely entertaining when you're bored and driving around.
by emac March 19, 2007
Being in a conversation on your phone with multiple people, just watching people text, not texting back and acting like your not even there.
Thomas: Where's Haley? She's in the convo isn't she?
Megan: I think she's here, she's just not talking, she's convo stalking us.
Megan: I think she's here, she's just not talking, she's convo stalking us.
by Next_lvl_Strats August 08, 2014