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stocking the porcelain 

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.
stocking the porcelain by JT October 4, 2004

Smacking Pee Pees 

v. A phrase made popular by Marine Staff Non Commissioned Officers meaning punishment is forthcoming for unsatisfactory behavior. Also known as having your dick slapped.
Fifth platoon is so jacked up that the only way to fix them is to bull rush them and begin smacking pee pees.
Smacking Pee Pees by Irondevil August 19, 2008

stocking fairy 

A fairy that steals socks from the dryer.
Darn it! The stocking fairy took my socks again!
stocking fairy by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

Sacking around 

The act in which one waves his ballsack in a figure of eight. or

A general term for messing around
Example 1
Person 1: Hello, what are you doing there?
Person 2: Why, i'm just sacking around

Example 2
Person 1:*listening to music, not doing homework*
Person 2: Stop sacking around and get your work done

stackin papers 

"Dam look at Big P's pimped out LTD II"
"Yea he's stackin Papers"

"Big P makes a Mili"
"He's stackin papers"
stackin papers by pazzo527 December 26, 2011

Staching 

The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.
After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.
Staching by KingSoggy July 3, 2019