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squishy scale

measures quantity of squish, also known as squishy factor

normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.
that scores a solid 7 on the squishy scale.
by a February 18, 2007
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squishy squirrel

When a female has over sized vagina lips and/or clitorous and its very saggy, floppy, and squishy like the sleeves of a wizard. Can also hold nuts like a nut in a squirrels cheeks.
Guy 1: Man, I wish i had intercourse with that girl.
Guy 2: No you don't want to wish that, she had a squishy squirrel.
by doobersmacker August 2, 2010
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Squish Face

A type of smile in which the lips and mouth are pressed flat together across the face with the corners of the lips curved upwards resulting in something akin to the :3 emoticon.

Squish Face occurs as a result of something that makes one extremely happy or excited, or as a result of pure goofiness. Squish Face is often accompanied by bouncing, wiggling, flailing, squeaking, huffing or a small dance which may incorporate one or all elements here in described.

Most often displayed in carefree geeky/art/nerds/goofs with an extremely healthy inner child and who may possibly be a furry.
1. When he/she/I heard about the new Tron movie he/she/I bounced up and down huffing and making a squish face.

2. After finding (some awesome event or practice) online she/he/I glombed him/her/me making a squish face

3. After returning home he/she/I immediately tackled him/her/me and made a squish face.

4. I/He/She ran flailing making a squish face for absolutely no reason.
by ClockworkDragon December 1, 2010
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DIRTY SQUISH

DIRTY SQUISH

Walking barefoot in a big pile of soft dog shit and it squishes up between toes.
He did a DIRTY SQUISH when he stepped in the soft dog shit barefoot
by Emily, Who Dat, Dickenson October 4, 2010
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Squish a Fish

1. proper n.--An unsuccessful idea for a child's story. Not to be confused with "Squish THE Fish," a flash animation program on the web put out by the Chicago Shedd's Aquarium.

2. v. phrase--To give a bear hug to somebody, especially someone who is very young, and especially if they were just recently in a swimming pool.
"Come on, Beck, I wanna Squish a Fish!"
"No! I'm not a fish; and you crushed my ribs the last time!"
by ObscuredOne November 18, 2006
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squishy fishy

Dude: How was she?

Brosif: Dude, she sucked. My fingers smell.

Dude: Eww.. hella squishy fishy.
by Kizy January 12, 2009
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Squashie

When one's self finds that he/she wont make it to the toilet and sits down to camouflage the fact that they've shit themselves thus resulting in the faeces being squashed in the underwear.
You: man i'll never make it to the toilet.

Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.
by Roondawg March 9, 2009
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