Goof Squid

Someone who is a bitch and is silly.
Usually named Gary or Allan. They like to think they're tough shit, but back down in a fight and call you a slut and a hoe, then ask you out. Then gets mad when you say no.

Also can be used in a joking way.

You're a goof squid.

by Goofiest Squid December 28, 2010

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the flying squid

the flying squid, also known as the squidicus mcflyicus, is one that consumes the heads of the unprepared. a mollusk that dwells in the stratosphere, but ocassionly comes down to ground level to feast on human brain. the only natural predator is the atomic pirahana.

a bum had its head bit off the other day at the park, by the flying squid. it was his own falut, he didn't duck into a bush.

by Annabelle McLeod August 31, 2006

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Squid

a pound or quid

I've got 200 sqiud in the bank

by Project 25.01 June 29, 2003

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Squidies

Arse/Butt Fleas

Do you have Squidies

by Who am I, you will never no!!! August 24, 2010

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Squid Squawk

Verb
1. When a person talks using obscure sexual jokes.
2. Sexual undertones.

Person 1 - I love white chocolate truffles
Person 2 - Don't you love it when the white stuff oozes in your mouth?
Person 1 - YES! nom nom nom
Person 3 - Aha you just got squid squawked. He meant jizz!

by S.MF.L January 24, 2011

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