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sphincter crunch

A workout where you clench your anus repeatedly to build stronger butthole muscles
Thomas accidentally let another fart slip out in class today. He should start doing 30 sphincter crunches every morning to build a stronger ass core.
by Blackforesthamwallet January 25, 2020
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Sphincter touch

To touch ones sphincter and tickle it
“NO DONT SPHINCTER TOUCH ME IT TICKLES
by Cuntpop April 30, 2020
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Shintercourse

When one uses their own shins to create sexual arousal/ spark orgasm, such as rubbing the genitals with the shin to result in climax.
Dude, rub your shin down my thick crease, I require shintercourse.
by Butter on a Stick is back July 14, 2020
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Sprinter

Someone who moves through life quickly.
The girl would shoot first, then run second, or would cut first, then run second. She always acted tough, and preached a tough walk, but really she was a sprinter by nature and always had been.
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
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Sprinter

Someone who moves through life quickly.
The girl would shoot first, then run second, or would cut first, then run second. She always acted tough, and preached a tough walk, but really she was a sprinter by nature and always had been, since people don't change with time.
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
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Splinterfusal

The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.
Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.
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Splinter271

1. One of the upcoming rookies in theories

2. Not well known yet.
3. Almost at 300 followers
There are many great theorists in the world. One upcoming theorist is Splinter271.
by wahtsmyuser March 10, 2021
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