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Spht

Service de Physique Théorique
by Eibro October 11, 2003
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sphenoidal

Oh, you're just being sphenoidal
by Jilly June 1, 2004
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sphincta

"My sphincta is flaming after that shit"
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sphinkta spit

A sheerness based 'porno grind' band, with tracks on several underground compilations, and several E.Ps, such as.. 'wanking over shit' , 'sluts and whores' , and 'i like porn'.

There is also a single, 'sodomize me'. which fts remix versions of the track by bands such as 'bum sick' and 'muk'.
im going to a gig tonight, sphinkta spit are playing...
by CEZ SxSx November 18, 2010
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Sphyncphony

Pronounced: "Ss-fink-fonee"

A distinctly intricate compound fart, characterised by an extended succession of harmonious 'trump' elements in an unusual composition. Comprises of more than three individual tones, which when blended together audibly- form a piece of gaseous music from one's anal passage.

A difficult skill to master, involving the contraction and controlled blowing of the anus. Usually apparent after ingestion of pro-methane-production food stuffs, such as Protein Shakes, JRAC Food or the consumption of solid effervescent tablets.

When more than one "Sphyncphony" is played from several anii (anus, plural) , this is commonly known as an Orchestral Sphyncphony, or a fucking smelly disaster.

An unforgiving volume of odour-rich methane gas is usually a bi-product of a Sphyncphony. Volumes of gas have been recorded to fill a 5 person bedroom.

Repels all female species and may be used as a room-mate deterrent.
After a succession of farts, *Laughs* "Holy shit, that was a Sphyncphony! A LOVE IT"

"I need a trump..." *performs sphyncphony and pisses off Rick* - "You smelly bastard"!

"Pull my finger..." *tugs left index finger* - cries with laughter due to sphyncphony.
by Typical Chris January 13, 2013
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sphericals

He must have some big shiny sphericals to think he could ask you out!
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sphinctermeter

The part of the anus that manages the delicate flow of waste which differentiates and carefully selects what shall pass based on it's current state - whether it be in solid, liquid or gas form. This phenomenal muscle is highly used when diarrhea is present and the person is unsure if there is a liquid or gas eager to exit from the anus. In many instances it allows gas to expel while delicately holding back a tsunami of molten fecal matter. During moments of constipation however it remains unused.
Josh: Dude the other day I was at the movies and I had some major diarrhea. Luckily my sphinctermeter let me release gas from my bowels while keeping back the mother load of explosive goo.

William: Dude that's disgusting. Did you eat something bad?

Josh: Your wife's chili.
by Dirty Burrito February 9, 2019
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