‘There was once a, adolescent seagull called Hedgehog
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’
by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017
When a girl that's on her period rubs her vagina on a hairy chest and then defecates screaming "Mama Mia!!". (Close to pussy squash)
by bubbles009 September 20, 2013
A delicious yellow thingy which you ussualy just play with it and make silly faces, but it is moms spaghetti
And you already know this is a joke and added by some 12 year old who just ate moms spaghetti and likes eminem which what i just said isnt true...Probably
And you already know this is a joke and added by some 12 year old who just ate moms spaghetti and likes eminem which what i just said isnt true...Probably
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
by What'sAPseudonym??? August 22, 2017
Grab a butcher knife and begin to slice a penis into thin strands that look like spaghetti. You then wrap them around your own penis till it turns red to be the spaghetti strap sauce. Then take a photo and send it to the senior citizens you live close to.
by Gorilla fingers lick me March 26, 2011
When someone is overly triggered by something or someone for no reason, or for a reason that is not only lightly infuriating.
Person 1: *Talking to friend*
Person 2: CAN YOU STOP TALKING
Person 1: Jeez you don't have to get all upsetti spaghetti
Person 2: CAN YOU STOP TALKING
Person 1: Jeez you don't have to get all upsetti spaghetti
by Joel1 November 02, 2022
A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.
Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.
by JNS Memes April 26, 2018
by Type2GenomeManiac February 07, 2022