"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"
by Xaxen October 10, 2007
Get the road sockmug. Guy 1: dude I was so bored yesterday I pulled a sock trick
Guy 2: dude you really need a girlfriend.
Guy 1: I know.....
Guy 2: dude you really need a girlfriend.
Guy 1: I know.....
by sindian82 December 31, 2011
Get the sock trickmug. by Repeter September 15, 2007
Get the sock tuckermug. A sock used as temporary storage for human excrement (usually shit) generally used by people who either don't have access to toilets, or hardcore gamers who also don't have access to a toilet because you can't pause online games, mom.
by TWEFJ November 29, 2019
Get the Poop sockmug. Summmmm Goood Pawsyyy :)
Gina has on mismatch socks I know her pawsy good .
Teresa had on some booty shorts & mismatch socks I know she has a good shot
Teresa had on some booty shorts & mismatch socks I know she has a good shot
by DickNamedDavid83__ December 12, 2019
Get the Mismatch Socksmug. When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.
by SoggyBottomz July 14, 2015
Get the Sock Smoochmug. When your smoking weed and after breathing in you exhale into a sock and then after a couple times you inhale from the sock
by InTheWeeds1203 June 3, 2015
Get the Sock Bombmug.