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carpet snacking

When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.
My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.
by trace brock January 11, 2019
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Snack Trap

Sandlot slang for 'mouth'. c.f. pie hole. Appropriate for use in the company of young children. 'Snack Trap' is a semi-generic name for a plastic container often seen full of Cheerios in the hands of 2-year olds.
Father: I really don't want to read this 'Thomas the Tank' dreck anymore.
Mother: Shut your snack trap, daddy, I've read it three times already today.

Child: We went to the Exploratorium and daddy got me some Jelly Beans!
Mother: Jelly Beans?! Really?
Father: Watch your snack trap, kid, that was supposed to be a secret!
by shabbychef August 26, 2012
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Snack bucket

A bucket 40 cm or more in diameter used to stash large ammounts of snacks. From chips to cookies. All is welcome in the snack bucket
Yo bro get some snacks in Lovros snack bucket. There should be some gummy bears there bro.
by Flying Chinchilla May 8, 2021
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snack snap

When you send your friends a snap of a SNACK

(the human kind)
"I really wish you would stop sending me snack snaps of that news anchor, you're the only one who thinks he's hot."
by snackinator69 March 8, 2018
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Brain Snack

When you do so much homework without any break that your brain gets hungover and you can't think about shit. This leads to getting some delicious snack that's for "Thinking purposes"
Bob: I'm hungover, I need a brain snack.
Bill: Bitch, you're just finding another excuse to eat something you fat slob.
by Thar Master November 27, 2015
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Pre-snack

The snack you eat while waiting for another snack to be ready. Most often encountered when cooking or otherwise waiting for the main snack to be ready.
Person 1: *returns to couch from kitchen*

Person 2: "Dude, didn't you just put Bagel Bites in the oven? Why are you eating that string cheese?"
Person 1: "Chill Bro, this string cheese is just my pre-snack the Bagel Bites are on the way in 12 minutes"
by The Notoriaou B.A.X. May 11, 2016
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vag snack

The act of eating the leftover toilet paper balls and lint out of a girls vagina.
Or also known as clitter berries.
I was hungry while I went down on my partner so I didn't mind the vag snack.
by SkankHunter68 November 5, 2020
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