Sit the Fuck Down

STFD

To tell someone to relax, to chill, to calm down, etc

Emily: dude am I right or do I need to relax?
Dakota: Emily you need to sit the fuck down

by r0b3084093893 March 16, 2017

Here I sit

a rhyming poem about someones activities in the bathroom, usually written on the wall inside a stall.

Here I sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted. On the seat I wait and wait, I guess its time to masturbate. Now I've cum and now I'll go see you tomorrow fucking bowl.

by Wonkeybro June 11, 2010

two-hole sit

When a female sits atop the thigh of another person in a straddling fashion. Both the vagina and anus are in contact with the leg of the person being sat upon.

A: I could feel her warmth when she sat down on my knee
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.

by Craig McRae May 23, 2007

Chief Sits to Piss

A phrase used to describe a person who is acting in a cowardly manner.

Chief Sits to Piss refuses to take part in the band reunion because she is afraid she forgets how to play the recorder.

by Llamawebster January 16, 2022

hippy sit-ups

The action of a hippy or indigent individual who is laying prostrate and not quite staying still, and not quite using abdominal muscles to arise which resembles a drunken horizontal sway.

Gal 1: "Is he drunk swaying like that on the ground?"
Gal 2: "Nope he's just doing hippy sit-ups."

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

Sit on lap november

Does this mean there's no "no nut november"? No
Does this make "no nut november" harder? Yes
Sit on guy's laps to make "no nut november" way harder for them.

Tom: *Sits down*
Sarah: *Sits Down on Toms lap*
Tom: What are you doing, it's no nut november!
Sarah: I'm just making it harder for you. It's also "Sit on lap november".

by Yeetnignogs October 23, 2019

sit-anjo band

a band composed of banjos and sitars.

person p: i want to learn how to play the sitar
person k: i want to learn how to play the banjo
person p: lets form a sit-anjo band!!!
person k: YAYYY pickles.

by hollybananas June 28, 2010