Silent Football

A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players

"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"

by Voidless void May 11, 2024

Silent Secret

When one ejaculates into another persons ear causing a silent scenario much like an ear plug. it is a secret because it is delivered directly into the ear.

When i pulled out i grabbed her hair and gave her a silent secret. She didn't even hear it cumming!

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

silent roasting

Roasting between you and another person with no audience to witness.

My Silent roasting is on point, are you sure you want this?

by DamnedB March 23, 2016

Silent snap count

when you snap the ball at a certain time on the play clock which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The University of Wyoming liked the silent snap count.

by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011

silent but friendly

Passing gas or farting where the offender produces unrecognizable odor and events continue on as usual

Bob was watching tv with his girlfriend and let out a silent but friendly fart which caused no discernible odor, thus allowing the couple to finish watching the program and bang until the sun came up.

by punkrocklava November 17, 2021

silent stinker

A fart that is let off silently and has a deadly stink

Awww!!! Who farted!!! It’s a silent stinker

** and tommy is seen smiling in the corner **

by CL3rsz May 23, 2018