Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

Sideways Geyser

When you're drinking a liquid, someone tells a hilarious joke and you spit out all of the said liquid.

Timmy: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?

*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!

by Original Defining November 30, 2016

Sideways Stance

Someone who gets roasted on the daily about their car and gets roasted by fettesben, oh and they think their car is supposed to be a "meme" just because fettesben roasted it

Do you see that?! He is getting roasted by fettesben! Hes being
Sideways stance!!

by SomeRandomDud June 13, 2017

sideways smile

Rotate a smile 90/270 degrees and you'll see what I mean.

Sideways smile ≠ vagina/cunt/pussy/whatever-the-frick

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 March 31, 2017

sideways cap

Hardcore anal. That makes a gooey substance.

I’m ready I’m wearing my sideways cap

by ##lolol October 18, 2017

sideways heart sign <3

It actually looks like a ball sac with a weird boner

Hey bestie! Look at this not so sideways heart sign <3 because it's actually a ball sack.....lol

by PeanutButterJelly5 November 9, 2017

Sideways

The act of being high on x3 drugs that leave you not up not down .. Sideways

I dont like to be to high to low i like to be sideways

by Wordoffender June 4, 2018