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by Seth switch April 29, 2020
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Verb. 1.)To leave the boys on a night of gaming for a girl.

2.)To give up ones own money for a girl in the hopes of sexual gratification.

3.)To ruin one’s sleep schedule for a women.
John: “Where’s James?”
Nathan: “Probably off simping again.”
by mwise723 March 30, 2020
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A man that will do way too much for a woman just to please them
Luke Newman is such a simp!
by Dontgetcaughtsimpin August 15, 2020
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Person who puts hoes before the bro’s
by Tyler’s a simp July 14, 2020
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Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.
You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.
by Alex Schorr April 30, 2021
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A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
Guy's Friend: Come play some games bro, Doom Eternal just came out.
Guy: I just want some puss puss
Guy's Friend: That's what a Simp would say
by dsfghfd March 25, 2020
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Simping is a degenerate ideologue presented by the foolish consistency in which the confidence impoverished will dedicate clearly excessive quantities of time and currency into an
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
Person 1:"Bro I just spent rent on Pokimane. I don't know where I'm going to live next month but she smiled after she saw my don't"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
by Slayar June 10, 2020
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