shuffle-jiver

A person who tries to appear busy at something while actually doing nothing but talking about how others should be doing it.

Jose comes to work and does nothing but tell others how to do their jobs; he's such a shuffle-jiver!

by SenorPeligro December 16, 2015

Chinese shuffle

A man, with pants around his ankles, and a fabulous erection, being led by his member to the bedroom.

Always remember Marty's Chinese shuffle. He shook it around.

by NotMe1984 December 25, 2015

Bed shuffle

The little dance you do when you first get into bed and its freezing cold and you need to warm your spot up.

It was so cold last night I must have done and 5 min bed shuffle

by Emnor January 22, 2016

Trump Shuffle

Extreme editing of news to make it more favorable to Trump. To lie for trump; to spin at extreme rpms.

(Hannity after a new segment) I think that is a world record for Trump shuffles today, I need a shower.

by Sonne912 November 14, 2019

Seabag Shuffle

To carry ones belongings in a seabag from barracks room to barracks room in a seabag.

Hey man I made that Seabag Shuffle we had to change barracks rooms after my roommate had bedbugs.

by Jimmy403 June 5, 2019

Future Shuffle

The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.

Used mainly for fun

Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out

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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..

by Overnewton l June 15, 2019

Massachusetts Shuffle

A similar maneuver to the Jersey Slide, where a car moves from the far left lane to the exit in one swift motion, except while using a turn signal

Look at this Masshole pulling a Massachusetts Shuffle! He nearly cut me off!

by PeachOfPaper August 10, 2019