Department Shuffle

When you are in an office of some kind, and keep getting refered to diffrent departments.

Reception Lady: You need Carol in Adevertising.
Man 1: Ok, thanks.
Carol in Advertsing: Go to floor 12, and ask for Tracey in Finance.
Man 1: Ok...
Tracey in Finance: Sorry, you've made a mistake. You want to talk to Sharon in Research
Man 1: My head is spinning so much, I have Department Shuffle!

by Gee37 May 31, 2009

The Hallway Shuffle

The Hallway Shuffle occurs when you are walking down the hallway at school directly towards someone, and when you go to step around them, they step the same way, resulting in a shuffle until you can finally get around each other.

Jim: Dude, yesterday I was doing The Hallway Shuffle for like, 10 minutes.

by mmmmmtaters March 14, 2010

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.

Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.

by Chriscape April 16, 2020

Trump Shuffle

Extreme editing of news to make it more favorable to Trump. To lie for trump; to spin at extreme rpms.

(Hannity after a new segment) I think that is a world record for Trump shuffles today, I need a shower.

by Sonne912 November 14, 2019

Vagina Shuffle

The vagina shuffle was a dance created and popularized by 2 members of the TikTok group @stoopidawesomegirls. It was created in 2018 and involves a group of people standing in a line, with one leg up on either a couch, table, or wall. Other dancers one by one, crawl through the legs of the people in the line, and get spanked as they crawl through. It is common to shout "oh yeah! vagina shuffle!" as the dance is going.

"Morgan, get over here! The vagina shuffle is starting!"
"Dang Anna, you slapped my ass really hard during the vagina shuffle earlier."

by shufflegirl April 28, 2021

Connectworks Shuffle

After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.

Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.

by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021