swooping judas

a fellow who steals the girl, date, or potential hookup from their friend who was pursuing the girl that night.

Mike: dude your such a fucking swooping judas!!!!! you knew i wanted your such a fucking dick!!!!

Nick: dude its not my fault she wanted my dick and not your, shes the one that came on to me.

Mike: your an asshole.

by kingswooper July 22, 2009

shooting a deer

to perform male masturbation involving the hand and the penis.

friend: why didnt you text me last night??
deer shooter: sorry brah i was shooting a deer

by lolgirl69 April 4, 2011

shooting inside the tent

Total lack of common sense. No ability to reason with the complexity of a Boy Scout. Things you SHOULD NOT do.

I told that Jackwagon "Hey, dumbass no shooting inside the tent". He was smoking while fueling his vehicle. Can you believe it?

by Big Daddy6 October 19, 2011

Shooking

Being overly shook

That was shooking

by Hey.its_sabrina December 12, 2016

Swooping

The act of pooping while swimming.

Michael: this bowel movement is going to be really

Pichael: we're in the pool dude! Don't get caught swooping!

by Cloakanddagger95 September 8, 2018

Shooting Star Shot (Triple S)

Fireball shooter that is taken when the shooter is placed at least 1" inside the vagina. Female to Male or Female to Female. Shoot your Shot.

Insert 50 ml + shooter within the vagina, tilt the girl back, and slowly drink the entirety of the shooter while it is inserted in her. Thus, a shooting star has been born.

Take your relationship to the next level with a Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) and take your party tricks to the next level as a couple.

The Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) was not like any other shot I have taken before. It broke all boundaries and it went to the moon.

by gustitney March 7, 2021

gopher shopping

When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.

"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."

"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."

by D. Gould February 28, 2006