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slapping the kitty

(informal) To vigorously knead bread dough
Ben: are you making the bread?

Allister: yeah! slapping the kitty made me so hungry and I can't wait to eat it

Ben: can i have some?
by kittyslapper10 April 24, 2022
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shipping wars

a war (normally online) started in order to prove that one ship is better than another one. normally, both of the ships are fairly popular and well-liked in the fandom. sometimes, there are 3-4 ships involved in the war, though there are normally only 2. these wars can get way more aggressive than they sound, and people can get seriously hurt online just for not shipping the same thing as someone else.
person #1: saimatsu is the best ship in v3
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022
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Shnailing

“Where is Chris?”
He’s shnailing with his new girl.”
by Snailloved101 November 6, 2022
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combat shopping

shopping strategy that takes place when successfully participating in black Friday.
we are going to have to do some massive combat shopping if we want to get all the good deals.
by queenjane November 13, 2009
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EXTREME SHOPPING

when some dickhead is yelling at you to reverse out of your park without giving you enough space to, then continues yelling when you go back into your park, turn your car off and sit there, and politely giving him the finger as he points at you cursing.
OMG I just did some extreme shopping!
by ♥ rj ♥ October 13, 2010
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closet shopping

1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.

2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."

2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011
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short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)
"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."
by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014
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