by urmumisfruity January 09, 2022
A euphemism for masturbation.
The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.
A salmon run is when a girl spreads her legs for every guy in the place and let them blow their load in her.
by NicL9 June 15, 2019
Salmon run is a delicious serious of shots being in this order. Tequilia, Clamato juice (some people say V8 but why would it have the name salmon in it that just doesnt make sense) and then finally orange juice or pineapple.
by Eteyos May 31, 2019
by john wezt the fisherman September 05, 2008
A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.
by Salmonator July 31, 2013
Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.
Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019