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beaters remorse

That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.

Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls
"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."

"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."
by facebook_user January 2, 2017
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porkers remorse

Your typical instagram attention seeking teen early 20's party skank that drinks too much at a party and hooks up with some clown then in the morning as the fog lifts realizes what happened and feels like the victim of rape.
Damn dude, did you hear what happened to Corinne Olympios ?
Nah man, what?
She got drunk in the pool and was all over some random dude . When she woke up the next day she said she was raped!
She wasn't raped, she's just feeling porkers remorse!
by ballbuster June 15, 2017
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travellers remorse

After travelling abroad for a long period of time, having the time of your life, meeting amazing people and tasting amazing foods...returning to your urban life working 9-5 (or 7-6:40pm), seeing a computer screen all day long, and wondering when the next long weekend will be.

i.e. Wishing you were still in Australia backpacking for example
Man...waking up at 5:30am every morning to catch transit and Code program at work has really made me catch travellers remorse

I have travellers remorse...when can we go to Poland?!
by Catchflights July 26, 2017
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Click Remorse

The sense of visceral regret that one feels after searching the internet for something that seemed innocuous yet in actuality was horrific and unforgettable.
Todd: Ermahgerd...Bro, I just watched tubgirl and now I'm rockin some serious click remorse.
by Phallus Festivus June 5, 2018
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mobile remorse

When you regret using SO MUCH HANDPHONE in your life and not being able to do the things you want or wish to do.
In 2088...

"My grandpa's got a serious case of mobile remorse. He can no longer do the things he wanted in life instead of gaming."
by much_professional August 9, 2018
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Karen Remorse

The instant shame you feel when you realize you where the Karen of an argument.
The "Karen Remorse" hit me hard after arguing with the grocery store cashier about a coupon. I didn't realize the coupon was expired.
by bw120588 March 13, 2021
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Goodnight remorse

When you say goodnight to someone via text and they text you at the same exact time with something to talk about. Your willing to stay up a little bit later to hear the story but they won't tell you because you've already said goodnight
I had texted goodnight to her and she texted me at the same time about something really interesting. I tried to talk about it but she kept saying we can talk about it tomorrow no matter how much I insisted. Instant goodnight remorse
by inspectah gadget September 24, 2021
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