A guy that can make anyone laugh. His stories are wild, and even crazier when he can't help himself from over dramatizing the original draft. If he talks about someone getting shot, it couldnt be more from the truth. It was probably a toy gun, or an invisible one. Cannot keep himself from trying to bang everything with legs, both genders must watch out. But dont tell his wife.
by Shenron1993 March 22, 2019
Get the jeff rowemug. by Jacksoncage March 11, 2022
Get the Sit In the Third Row Backmug. The sexual act of cuming and bleeding into a cup and freezing it. After it freezes, you unthaw it and present it to a woman in a very classy way. She proceeds to slam the smoothie like SHOENICE22 and then you fuck or whatever no one does this shit I made it up
by jo3def;ouiwefgpc;wqaf February 26, 2022
Get the Skid Row Smoothiemug. by CryoDead December 4, 2019
Get the James Rowemug. 
Baseball Announcer: Here's the pitch... that ball is hit a long way... it's GONE!
Color Commentator: Astro, from the Jetsons, would say that ball wound up in the rut-row.
Color Commentator: Astro, from the Jetsons, would say that ball wound up in the rut-row.
by malthewiz May 11, 2022
Get the rut-rowmug. by Harleyx October 20, 2017
Get the oliver rowelymug.