when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you
by John Damage June 7, 2011
Get the mike rowe momentmug. The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.
me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.
by row girl shi October 21, 2019
Get the chicago rowing foundationmug. The sport that everyone considers easy, boring and well not a sport. Here’s the thing football players may say their sports hard swimmers may say there’s is painful. They have obviously never seen a rower before. Or tried rowing. Rowing is the sport that makes you consider cliff diving or bungee jumping. There are no off days in rowing and if there are or it seems like there are you’re in the wrong place. When you get home from practice there is no lemme go on a quick run and do a quick abb workout. There’s owwww ummm smash onto the bed and fast asleep oh wait you can’t sleep because you ache so much wait you fell asleep you wake up u r skipping school because you can’t walk. The next person I hear say rowing isn’t a sport well why don’t you try it then.
“Rowing is easy”
by Umm… well November 23, 2021
Get the Rowingmug. Dicky row is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. He is known for catching the biggest dogs around and even the legendary 3metery. He has the most gracious mullet you’ll ever see. He is amazingly smart and loves a good milf. You’ll often see him lurking around the mangroves often looking for a big bluefin. Also known as DICKY ROW THE FLATTY PRO. He is a master at his craft.
by D rowk April 1, 2024
Get the dicky rowmug. It's that bacteria in the air that is sorta dangerous. We got Dell tuh variant and Homie chrome Variant
by temporarygoogle March 7, 2022
Get the cow row na bye russmug. A form of dual masturbation performed by two male partners. Sit down in front of each other, thighs overlapping, so your arms can reach the penis of each other. Grab each other's penises and stroke them in a rowing motion with your whole body, arms fully stretched (one leans back the other leans forward and vice versa).
For better results make sure to keep the shafts lubricated (Den Kolben gut einölen).
For better results make sure to keep the shafts lubricated (Den Kolben gut einölen).
by Rowing_Expert September 22, 2023
Get the Rowingmug. 