Roman Baby Shower

The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.

"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".

by romanbabyshowerer October 18, 2009

We Came As Romans

An incredible post-hardcore band from Detroit, Michigan. They currently have five full lengthened albums out: To Plant a Seed (2009), Understanding What We've Grown to Be (2011), Tracing Back Roots (2013), We Came As Romans (2015), and Cold Like War (2017). Their music may have gotten softer up until their self-titled, but that doesn't mean that they suck. All of their music has uplifting and inspirational lyrics, whether the song is heavy or not, thanks to the writing talent of lead guitarist, Joshua Moore.

This band also knows how to bounce back from hardship. They decided to continue writing music and performing after their clean vocalist, Kyle Pavone, died tragically in August of 2018.

Current line up:
Dave Stephens (all unclean vocals and some cleans)
Andy Glass (Bass)
Joshua Moore (lyrics and lead guitar)
Lou Cotton (Rhythm guitar)
David Puckett (drums)

Who writes better lyrics than We Came As Romans? No one.

I really respect We Came As Romans for honoring their vocalist by continue to stay as a band.

by citeh citeh citeh March 27, 2019

roman alarm clock

when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of penis in the morning.

"the bitch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol' roman alarm clock"

by nonono November 29, 2007

The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008

roman war helmet

when you put your balls around eyes and your cock goes down her nose so it looks like a roman war helmet.

damn that chickenhead looked like sparticus last night when she was wearing my roman war helmet

by gregg bixler October 29, 2007

Roman Polanski'd a chick

When you Roman Polanski a bitch you flee the country after sleeping with an underage chick.

Tom: Hey Dave, want to come over later and watch a movie?
Dave: I can't man, I Roman Polanski'd a chick last night and am now in Yugoslavia.
Tom: lol

by lolroflwtflolz October 7, 2009

One Finger Roman

When a man uses only one finger to pleasure a girl, this procedure must be performed while watching a sporting event of your choice

Dude: what did you do last night man?
Dude 2: Watched the hockey game with the girlfriend, to make her happy i delivered a solid one finger roman
Dude: how unselfish of you

by BoyRowe July 5, 2009