river cerulo

River Cerulo is a beautiful man from the world of law! (life’s a witch), he is married to Kaylarose Cerulo, with his 3 kids!

“Oh wow look it’s River cerulo with Kayla cerulo!!”

by Kaylarxse September 24, 2020

river gimp

A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.

Jesus I was trying to use his photo to score her but he river gimped me

by Dirtbag920 December 17, 2017

Austin Rivers

a really hot guy who’s number 25 on the houston rockets

me “ yo did you see Austin Rivers make that 3 pointer,”

friend “oh yeah bro, so rad”

by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019

Rivers Cuomo

Weezer frontman. He Weezy. Miles, @rivers.is.best.weezer.boi, loves him to an unhealthy extent. wtf, Mommy Miles?

Miles: I love rivers cuomo
literally everyone: we know mom

by who cares dude February 12, 2021

Kicked in the River

When you kick someone from a Skype call, add them back, and their audio quality turns to shit.

Nick: Hey, look who has master rights?
Adrian: Who?
--Nick removed Adrian from the call--
Adrian: (muffled) Fuck you
Nick: Sounds like you got kicked in the river!

by Nikola's Trampoline May 31, 2014

Kettle River

A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.

"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"

by Anon_Bitch January 8, 2015

Benjamin River

Small community in northern New Brunswick that has a new bridge and a swimming hole called the "dark hole". Drinking is the usual thing to do there.

I wish there was more to do in Benjamin River.

by Yadayada2705 October 18, 2017